As I've been painting the store, I've been listening to the radio quite a bit. Apparently, I haven't been listening to the lyrics very closely, because there sure are a LOT of stupid love songs out there. Take this little number from Keith Urban:
And take your cat and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me, you'll think of me
First of all, pal, guess who I love more than you? That's right, the cat. I'm sure not leaving him with you! And since you're being a spiteful, stingy jerk, I will most certainly NOT think of you. If you'd let me take your sweater, maybe I would have once in a while, but since you insist on keeping it, you have left my memory forever, old whatshisname.
Chicago had a big hit with this love song that the "Lite Favorites" station was playing every hour:
Just say you'll love me for the rest of your life
I gotta lot of love and I don't want to let go
Will you still love me for the rest of my life?
'Cause I can't go on, no I can't go on
I can't go on if I'm on my own
Ugh. If there's one thing most women can't stand, it's a needy, whiny man. You can't go on? Really? Suck it up and get over it, already! If you are so completely incapable of even showering if I don't love you for the rest of your life, you don't need me, you need a nanny. What a wuss.
Bruno Mars seems to be very popular on the radio these days. Let's take a listen:
'Cause it's a beautiful night
We're looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby
I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby
I think I wanna marry you
Yes, because all the best decisions are made when alcohol (oops! dancing juice) is involved. And did you just say that marrying me would be a dumb thing to do? No thanks, Bruno. I'm pretty sure I can do better.
Finally, Justin Beiber has been wailing this ridiculous number:
As long as you love me
We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke
As long as you love me
We're starving and homeless? Of course I love you. The cat and I will really love the Beiberburgers we'll be noshing on for dinner, which will solve that whole starving problem!
Jason says I'm just not a romantic. What ever.
And take your cat and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me, you'll think of me
First of all, pal, guess who I love more than you? That's right, the cat. I'm sure not leaving him with you! And since you're being a spiteful, stingy jerk, I will most certainly NOT think of you. If you'd let me take your sweater, maybe I would have once in a while, but since you insist on keeping it, you have left my memory forever, old whatshisname.
Chicago had a big hit with this love song that the "Lite Favorites" station was playing every hour:
Just say you'll love me for the rest of your life
I gotta lot of love and I don't want to let go
Will you still love me for the rest of my life?
'Cause I can't go on, no I can't go on
I can't go on if I'm on my own
Ugh. If there's one thing most women can't stand, it's a needy, whiny man. You can't go on? Really? Suck it up and get over it, already! If you are so completely incapable of even showering if I don't love you for the rest of your life, you don't need me, you need a nanny. What a wuss.
Bruno Mars seems to be very popular on the radio these days. Let's take a listen:
'Cause it's a beautiful night
We're looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby
I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby
I think I wanna marry you
Yes, because all the best decisions are made when alcohol (oops! dancing juice) is involved. And did you just say that marrying me would be a dumb thing to do? No thanks, Bruno. I'm pretty sure I can do better.
Finally, Justin Beiber has been wailing this ridiculous number:
As long as you love me
We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke
As long as you love me
We're starving and homeless? Of course I love you. The cat and I will really love the Beiberburgers we'll be noshing on for dinner, which will solve that whole starving problem!
Jason says I'm just not a romantic. What ever.
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