List of Excuses

Really, they're ALL good. Except HERCULES.

It’s not always easy coming up with a blog post each week, especially with other writing projects going on. I’m working on a short story, collaborating on a novel, and working on another piece which, incidentally, started out as a blog entry until I took a break and realized I’d already passed 3,000 words, with no sign of stopping. I toyed with a few topics this week, but found that none of them lent themselves to full blog length. For instance:

WHY I THINK OJ DID IT

1. Means
2. Motive
3. Opportunity
4. Victimology
5. Post-Crime Behavior
6. Forensic Evidence
7. Because Marcia Clark Proved It

See? Or this one, suggested by a friend:

ROCK AND ROLE: MY TOP FIVE DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON MOVIES

5. Scorpion King
4. Fast Five
3. Central Intelligence
2. Fast & Furious 6
1. Faster*
*Note: This is not part of the Fast & Furious franchise. That would just be silly.
 
Along the same lines, I could’ve also done this:
 
BEST VIN DIESEL MOVIES OF ALL TIME:

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Pitch Black

Lists are fun, right? The same friend that suggested the Dwayne Johnson list also suggested this:
 
THINGS I IMAGINE ARE IN THE DARK RIGHT AS I’M REACHING FOR THE LIGHT SWITCH:

1. Serial killer next to the bed
2. Serial killer under the bed
3. Satan

Or, for the more practical readers, this:

FOUR THINGS I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT:

1. Oxygen
2. Water
3. Food
4. Chapstick®

Well, look at that! My list of lists too short to fill out a blog has filled out the whole blog! Mission accomplished. I’ll leave you with this:
 
BLOG IDEAS FOR NEXT WEEK:

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