I wore black.
Tony greeted me with a big hug. I thought Gee, Tony’s a big local access cable media star now, and got all nervous again.
Except that when I watched the interview, I sounded fine. My voice was light and sweet and alternated between sounding like my mother and my sister. That was perfectly okay by me. Also, I slouch a lot, but on the screen, I didn’t look like a stooped hag. I looked relaxed.
Nobody asked me to belt out show tunes, so that was a relief, too.
5. But you’ll be alarmed by how many things you should’ve worried about, but didn’t. I don’t worry about my smile much. I should have. Why has nobody ever mentioned my gigantic horse-faced overbite? When the heck did that happen? Has my mouth always been that big? And why did I keep making weird faces? Do I do that all the time? In public?
The turkey neck I was already aware of, but it did serve as a reminder that I need to moisturize my skin more.
All in all, it was a fun experience. The hosts were wonderful and funny and if I haven’t mentioned it yet, Tony is one of my favorite people in the whole world. I’d definitely do it again.
After I make an appointment with an orthodontist.